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Blooper #1: 

H2: “Can someone help me butter my waffle?”

As I butter the waffle, she continues:

“You are so good at that. I can never do it.”

Me: “Now that’s BS and you know it.”

H2: “What’s BS?”


H2: “What’s BS, BB? “

Me: “Blessing.”


Blooper #2
One afternoon H2 and I were listening to music from Grease while we were coloring. The song Sandra Dee came on and I started singing: Look at meee I’m Sandra Dee, Lousy with… then I abruptly shut up. H2 looked at me and said: Virginity. It’s Virginity.

I stayed silent.